Hobbit
1986-09-02
Once long ago there lived a hobbit but not an ordinary hobbit, mind you, but a very adventurous one, there is a journal of his adventures.
One bright and sunny morning, Sam was walking down the road, cape as in his tweeds, a large white wolf jumped out at him, so he drew his dagger, and stabbed the wolf as it lunged at him, so he went and rang the wolf alarm and then raced swiftly to his hole. Suddenly his hole started cave-in and ran OUT as fast as he could, BUT as he ran out, a fire-breathing dragon cornered and roasted him.
Once long ago there was a clarinet player named Brian. The clarinet player was the best clarinet player in the land.
One day, he decided to take a walk in the woods.
Aside: my theory of human evolution is that man is just learning to use his mental powers, just as early man, just began to use his physical power.
One evening three wargamers were enjoying themselves at a good game of Traveller.
"I'll look soon, they started to wonder what happened to gamemaster?
Suddenly he walked through the door, Mr. Slorance was the gamemaster. He was also the school historian. He was a tall, thin and gray man at the age of 60.
He sat down a newly made module and said, "Sorry I'm late, but I have a new scenario, let me begin." "I suppose you have all of your old characters because I will take experienced characters to play this module. Let "you are shipwrecked on a strange planet,"
"It seems to be uninhabited."
"Before you were shipwrecked your cruiser was attacked by cosmic pirates." Suddenly
the gamemaster broke into laughter and the room was filled with smoke.
Suddenly the young gamers found that they were in the far future, and they weren't gaming anymore.
Each of them, Wendell and Mark had a puzzled look on their faces. They didn't know what to think.
This is the story of a group of freedom fighters in the far future. Now the Earth is a barren wasteland, the only forests are succulents.
The Earth was taken over by the succulents. The succulents are an alien race, they can be described as human-shaped and sized succulent.
Their goal, is to take all the moisture from from our planet and return to their home planet. Our story begins with a group of freedom fighters who have stowed away on an alien ship.